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Bruce Willis Interview (vs Nets) Apr. 29/07 LISTEN FOR HIM TO DROP THE M-F COMBO AT THE END. 
May 1st
Bush Prepares to Fight Ganon
May 1st

It's On!

I swear to the dear lord above that this is a real product. I HAVE to get my hands on some of this...
May 1st
The only OTHER way to dress your baby.
May 1st
The ONLY way to dress your baby.
May 1st

Get a Better Mood From Your Food

Start waking up on the right side of the bed by adding these to your daily intake. Omega-3 fatty...
Apr 30th

Contemplating a Diet? Just Eat...

When you start thinking of diets, do you start thinking of salads? No surprise there. Well, after...
Apr 30th
Paula Paul Paula
Apr 30th
Way to go Sony!
Apr 30th
turtleboy
Apr 30th

Blockbuster Forecast?

Yahoo Buzz has listed the top 20 movies searched using Yahoo! so far this year.  Does this tell us...
Apr 30th
Kim lookin’ right!  Ok, so not really.  AT ALL.
Apr 30th
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Taxi Driver - Recut as Romantic Comedy
Apr 27th
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Redeeming Shawshank - Another Trailer Remix (Language is NSFW in spots)
Apr 27th

10 Huge Resume Blunders

CareerBuilders.com recently asked pollsters Harris Interactive to survey hiring managers and find...
Apr 27th

How Old and Worthless Do You Feel Now?

Eddie Murphy was 21 when he filmed 48 Hours.
Apr 27th
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Office Tackle - May or May Not be Real
Apr 27th
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Things I did not know until today… You can smack someone on the back of their head hard...
Apr 27th
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If you see this man, do not attempt to subdue him. You’ll probably end up exploded.
Apr 27th
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The Baddest Dude I Have Ever Seen.
Apr 27th
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Enjoy
Apr 27th
Compiler - Wired Blogs: Why I Quit MySpace
Apr 27th
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Octopus tentacles, Busan, South Korea It’s one thing to eat octopus… It’s...
Apr 27th

Dwight Schrute's Latest Blog

WEB LOG I am no longer calling SchruteSpace a “blog”. It is now being called by its un-compacted...
Apr 27th
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Grape Stomp - Includes a Chopped and Screwed Version
Apr 26th
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Curb your Enthusiasm - The C Word
Apr 26th
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Turn it Off.
Apr 26th

How to Beat a Speeding Ticket

Check out the pretty handy article over at Yahoo regarding tickets and how to keep from having your...
Apr 25th

The Strange History of Racist...

“…Today, no company would be dumb enough to build a brand around a black servant, but...
Apr 25th
Man Cuts off Penis in Restaurant
Apr 25th

Two More Mark Burnett Reality Shows

Mark Burnett, who’s behind the hit show Survivor, has two new reality shows coming up. Pirate...
Apr 25th
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Get your lazy ass to the gym. There might be one of these there!
Apr 24th
.tight
Apr 24th

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Chief-Of-Staff: Is there anything else you need from me?
Vice President: Is there anything else I need from you, let me think… I have the fate of Western world and the lives of millions of Americans hanging in the balance and I can’t stop thinking about you.
Chief-Of-Staff: I’m not sure if this is appropriate behavior Mr. Acting President.
Vice President: Why don’t you call the media and tell them the acting President is a dirty old man.
Chief-Of-Staff: They already know.
Vice President: I would like for you to stay for what’s left of the night.
Chief-Of-Staff: I’ll go home and pick up a change of clothes.
Apr 24th
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Tighten ‘Em Up Bi*ch!
Apr 24th
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Hits it on the Head
Apr 24th

I'm Just Saying...

princessph@mycingular.blackberry.net 310-801-0148  djllohan@tmail.com ...
Apr 24th
Q: College nickname? A: High Snow Lord of the Blowlands...
Apr 24th
Funky Duds
Apr 24th

You Can't Do That On Television T-shirt

This Nickelodeon shirt was inspired by the show, “You Can’t Do That on...
Apr 24th
Coffee Art
Apr 24th
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Crossing the Road in India
Apr 23rd
The Joker?  NOPE.  Photoshopped Fake.  Thanks for the heads...
Apr 23rd

Rock, Scissors, Paper

    Apparently, there is a game out there that you play with just your hands.  At first, it sounds...
Apr 23rd
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The Shining Recut As a Romantic Comedy
Apr 20th
The Nintendo Wii appeals to a lot more people than the...
Apr 20th
Dear Corey
Apr 20th
Guess Who this celebrity is… He’s worked with...
Apr 20th
“And when I come out there next week, I’m gonna fly out there...”
— Alec Baldwin’s voice...
Apr 20th

Meme Cats

(via Chew’d)
Apr 19th

Americans Don't Care Because Americans ...

Suspected Sunni insurgents penetrated the Baghdad security net Wednesday, hitting Shiite targets...
Apr 19th
Jessica Simpson dresses like someone’s mom from 1987.
Apr 19th
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Vagina Power
Apr 19th
“Cause if we at a lower level of it, and we’re hooked on the...”
— You Can’t Make It Up:...
Apr 19th
Guess The Genders Correctly and Win a Nintendo Wii!
Apr 18th
thx.
Apr 18th
stop!
Apr 18th
If I have to explain this to you, it will not be funny.
Apr 18th
shh.
Apr 18th
come.
Apr 18th
please.
Apr 18th
I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
Apr 18th
I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
Apr 18th
INVISIBLE BIKE
Apr 18th
INVISIBLE SANDWICH
Apr 18th
INVISIBLE SHOPPING CART
Apr 18th
INVISIBLE HARMONICA
Apr 18th
INVISIBLE CORNCOB
Apr 18th
“Thank you for visiting Pregnant Men. This site is dedicated...”
— Pregnant Men website
Apr 18th

Hotdoll: The Sex Doll for Dogs - Gizmodo

Is your dog in heat and humping anything it can wrap its horny little legs around? Are you...
Apr 18th
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Projected on the Side of a Wall in Brazil
Apr 18th
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Oops
Apr 17th
My grandma was on the local news last...
Apr 17th
One Reason to go to the Beach.
Apr 17th
Yeah, look out for ‘em.
Apr 17th
via img185.imageshack.us
Apr 17th
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Stupid
Apr 17th
For Sale: One Useless Cat  Click the link, dummy.
Apr 17th
Apr 17th

Relative Terms

Without taking anything away from today’s tragic events in Virginia Tech, I would like to say...
Apr 16th
Read the tagline.  Bwawahahahahahahhh!
Apr 16th
Real Masculine Movie Poster
Apr 16th
Ridiculous Movie Poster
Apr 16th
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The Landlord
Apr 16th

Movie Remake...

The guy who helped write Return of the Jedi, The Empire Strikes Back, and Raiders of the Lost Ark is...
Apr 16th

Ed Norton to Play The Hulk

Edward Norton has been set by Marvel Studios to play Bruce Banner in “The Incredible...
Apr 16th
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This stuff writes itself. Mom and daughter make out on air to win tickets to see Larry the Cable...
Apr 13th
Classy Wedding Picture #1
Apr 13th
Classy Wedding Picture #2
Apr 13th
Classy Wedding Picture #3
Apr 13th
Classy Wedding Pic #4
Apr 13th
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Teenage Mutant Hardcore Turtles
Apr 13th
South Park Episode: D-Yikes
Apr 13th
“Based on SPIDERMAN 3’s budget, it may well be the most...”
— Wall Street film financing...
Apr 13th
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300 Mighty Ducks
Apr 13th
“Would you rather eat a golf ball sized booger or drink 16...”
— Me.
Apr 13th
RECALLED FOODS STILL ON THE SHELF!   This scares the crap...
Apr 13th
CRACKED.com - Action Hero Showdown: Who’s The Hardest...
Apr 12th

Preach

“Am I the only guy in this country who’s fed up with what’s happening? Where the...
Apr 12th
Photo Gallery: Gazprom's Architectural...
Apr 12th
Via Avi_Abrams
Apr 12th
WHAT THE CRAP IS THIS?!  VIA Dark Roasted Blend
Apr 12th
Cold War Silliness
Apr 12th
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Super Paper Mario - Could be the coolest Mario game in many years. Maybe dating back to Super Mario...
Apr 12th

Dumbass

Challenge: Somjet Korkeaw, a 42-year-old office worker from Bangkok, Thailand, was leaving work on a...
Apr 12th

Dumbass

Challenge: A 66-year-old Dutchman had some very important “stuff” in his garden shed and was afraid...
Apr 12th
Bumblebee via www.slashfilm.com
Apr 12th
Iron Man
Apr 12th
3 1/2 Minutes for Dudes
Apr 11th

American Idol Scandal: Sexy Sanjaya Pics...

It was bound to happen sooner or later.  You didn’t think that Antonella Barba was the only...
Apr 11th
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Paki
Apr 11th

Eckrich Turkey Sausage Smoked

by Jamie Hunter While I was shopping last week, I found Eckrich Kielbasa on sale for 5 for $10. ...
Apr 10th
10 Ways to Have Fun with Boobs | American Inventor Spot I...
Apr 10th

Italian Crusted Chicken

by Jamie Hunter This recipe is a household favorite and is sure to please most eaters! Serves: 2...
Apr 10th
At the Bloomberg offices in London, employees can leave each...
Apr 10th

Pound It! The Secret To Tender Chicken...

by Jamie Hunter Ever wonder how restaraunts are able to serve tender and juicy chicken breasts...
Apr 10th
Somebody tell me why I can’t buy one of these
Apr 10th
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Great Moments In Presidential Speeches Compilation
Apr 10th
Three stories.  Ten people, 6400 Post-It notes, Five hours....
Apr 10th

Unique Grindhouse Experience To Get Even...

Looks like The Weinstein Company is looking to possibly split up the Grindhouse experience in the US...
Apr 10th
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Malibu
Apr 9th
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Firecracker | Attuworld
Apr 9th

It's A Trap!

How does a guy answer questions like these? How do I look? Do you think she’s pretty? ...
Apr 9th

Freshman Fifteen Theory

I’ve long had my own theory as to why teens add that chunk of weight right out of high school....
Apr 9th

The High Cost of Eating Healthy

By Jamie Hunter Did you ever wonder why it costs so much more to buy healthy foods when...
Apr 9th

Mandarin Chicken/Tuna Salad

Here’s a great idea for a quick salad that’s low in fat and calories. The chicken can...
Apr 9th

The Slow Avalanche

The avalanche can be real slow and subtle too! Twice now as an adult I have lost weight at a...
Apr 9th
“Watching that made me look into getting some injections of...”
— Carl’s Official MySpace...
Apr 9th

Sugar...

For the past month or so, I had been real strict on my sugar/carb/fat in-take. I’m a slim...
Apr 9th

Beware of the Avalanche!

I’ve always been health conscious. I know how I should be eating, and I am well aware of the...
Apr 7th
Classy Wedding Cake
Apr 6th
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Pranked?
Apr 6th

Taco Bell Breakfast Coming?

“…Taco Bell will serve eight breakfast items, including a sausage and bacon grilled...
Apr 6th
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Man, I thought his head was gonna explode!
Apr 6th

Shopping Tips

Ever wonder why you leave the grocery store with a few bags worth of stuff when you only stopped in...
Apr 6th
Because they’re similar…
Apr 6th
A recent Apple patent shows the new Mac OS X with different...
Apr 6th

Water

How much water should one drink? A lot of people subscribe to the 64 ounces a day theory. ...
Apr 6th
Use Your Leftover CD Spindle!
Apr 5th
“He says the amateur mistake that they made is not having a...”
— OOPS!  iPhone not doing so hot...
Apr 5th

Chinese Food

I came across an interesting article online a few minutes ago that I want to share with you. I know...
Apr 4th

Glad to Have the Day Off

I think I say it to my wife every Tuesday night or Wednesday morning when I am getting ready for...
Apr 4th

Human Computer Interaction in Science...

Michael Schmitz’s wrote a paper called “Human Computer Interaction in Science Fiction...
Apr 4th
“The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I...”
— Keith Richards
Apr 4th
MacGyver Tip: Silence your laptop with...
Apr 4th
Bin Bin
Apr 3rd

Transformers Pictures

Apr 3rd

Smokin' Cheddar BBQ Doritos

Last week a friend of mine told me about these new chips from Doritos. He said that there were a...
Apr 3rd

McCain's 100-Soldier Stroll

Does John McCain really think that we’re not paying close enough attention to him?  Like we...
Apr 3rd
Captain America II: Death Too Soon (1979) -...
Apr 2nd
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Fernanda Goeth should have an “ASS OFF” with Vida. 
Apr 2nd
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Eli Roth’s Thanksgiving Grindhouse Movie Trailer
Apr 2nd
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Superman II Recut Ending - Can you imagine the movie ending like this?
Apr 2nd
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Skunk Prank
Apr 2nd
Computer Addict Photo Album
Apr 2nd
“Would you rather have a popcorn kernel stuck in the back of...”
— CollegeHumor - Would You...
Apr 2nd

Tough Day

Although I did beat the previous high of 5.11 miles by one-one hundredth of a mile, I had to really...
Apr 2nd
Chloe Gets Sexy Gallery | geeksugar
Apr 2nd
LMAO.  “… bend them until you hear a snap. This...
Apr 2nd
“In keeping with the iPod tradition, the “ID” has...”
— Apple, Google join forces for...
Apr 2nd

Apple TiVo!

The best part is where dude’s like “It’s only available in HDMI out”… ...
Apr 2nd
“Now that I have Gmail Paper, I understand the difference...”
— Read More About Gmail Paper...
Apr 2nd
Safe Bedside Table
Apr 2nd