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LOLMETAL
Jun 29th
Sharon Stone lets the world know that she can still work it.
Jun 29th
“The deaths brought to 99 the number of U.S. troops to die in...”
— The Surge in Irag is Working!
Jun 29th
Warch Watch
50 Cent busted lip synching at BET awards
Jun 29th
Some random photo I found.
Jun 29th
Blanket.  Yeah, Michael Jackson’s.
Jun 29th
New Wendys Breakfast Menu | I told you fools about this a...
Jun 29th
Female expressions | A Cheat Sheet
Jun 28th
I don’t know what dude is so scared of.  My shit comes...
Jun 28th

Police: Diabetic Man Missing After Being...

This hits me a little harder than most news being that my mother is diabetic and I have seen her go...
Jun 28th
The official poster for Rush Hour 3 sucks.  Haven’t I...
Jun 28th
Bigfoot: Child Molester
Jun 28th
I hate KISS. Always have.  Here’s a screen grab...
Jun 28th
This kind of stuff makes Chewie laugh.
Jun 28th
Warch Watch
Hey There Delilah
Jun 28th

A Little Slang

Tea Kettle: Where you place your balls in someone’s mouth and then urinate into their...
Jun 28th
OK, I get it. BURN NOTICE STARTS TONIGHT!!! There are 5...
Jun 28th
“Police said the brawl was orchestrated via the internet by...”
— BBC NEWS | UK | England |...
Jun 28th
Is Alicia Silverstone teh meth addict?
Jun 28th
This picture reminds of me of the time my family and I went...
Jun 28th
TOP 20 RIDICULOUS ACTION MOVIE MOMENTS...
Jun 27th
icy hot stuntaz | Anyone remember these douchebags from...
Jun 27th
Neo-Nazi inmate kills guard at hospital, steals SUV before...
Jun 27th
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“There are a lot of young engineers. We are looking forward for them to grow up”
Jun 27th
If you see these guys out and about, beat their ass for me. ...
Jun 27th
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Pearl from The Landlord is back in her farewell performance.  There are a couple of real gems in...
Jun 27th
In People Who Look Nothing Like They Used To News, Sinead...
Jun 27th
Knock off the Botox for crying out loud.
Jun 27th
“Germany has barred the makers of a movie about a plot to...”
— Yahoo News
Jun 27th
Bloxorz
Jun 26th
Warch Watch
Hans-Wurst.de - Der tägliche Blödsinn des Internets Since you don’t know what that means,...
Jun 26th
Urban Pinup Amanda
Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
Warch Watch
Swinger | Very quick at the end.  Makes some people queasy.  Not me.  I love it.  I wake up for...
Jun 26th
A little bit too much airbrush, perhaps?  Where’s the...
Jun 26th
FCC Ownership Rules Blamed For Total...
Jun 26th
Hitman Movie Trailer Fails to Impress
Jun 26th
First Day of Shooting on Indiana Jones
Jun 26th
“Yo, D, I left a voicemail for your moms but she ain’t...”
— Horrified Teen Stumbles Upon...
Jun 26th

DirecTV Installer Issues

Check this crap out…  Some woman called for DirecTV and ended up with over 6 hours of baloney...
Jun 25th
Mature.
Jun 25th

CD Art

See a couple more clever ones here. 
Jun 25th
Forget the film, watch the titles
Jun 25th

A Horror Movie Come to Life

The second time these guys bang on my house, I am in the yard beating on an ass or two.  God help...
Jun 25th
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How do you not lose your shit when watching Bill’s hair in this movie? Kingpin - Showdown
Jun 25th
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Bill Murray steals every scene he’s in as Ernie McCracken in Kingpin
Jun 25th
Iron Man Cast Photo | Terrence Howard as Jim Rhodes, Gwyneth...
Jun 25th
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Concrete Faceplant
Jun 22nd
Before and After Pics of MLB’s Suspected...
Jun 22nd
Tit Action
Jun 22nd
First hate mom and dad.  Then hate the establishment.  Then...
Jun 22nd
Photobooth Breakup
Jun 21st
Sorry to hear that.  That’s why I don’t dabble...
Jun 21st
First “picture” of the Incredible Hulk from next...
Jun 21st
Warch Watch
members only, bi*ch.
Jun 20th
Star Wars AT-AT Imperial Walker Baby Stroller makes nerds...
Jun 20th
FINAL_180106
Jun 20th
Nigo’s “Otaku” (Japanese for “geek” or “nerd”) nature is...
Jun 20th

Bagging

FORGET dogging! A group of adventurous women get their kicks from a bizarre new sex game. Meet the...
Jun 20th
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Mullet head scream
Jun 20th

China to Blame for All 24 Toy Recalls in...

“…China manufactured every one of the 24 kinds of toys recalled for safety reasons in...
Jun 20th

N.W.A for Hold Music at Pizza Shop in...

Some guy calls up his local Mad Pizza and gets put on hold.  Being the age he is, he recognizes the...
Jun 20th
“You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you...”
— myalli.com – what are...
Jun 20th
Bat-Battle: Who's The Best Movie Batman Ever?
Jun 19th
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I’M 15 AND I’VE SLEPT WITH MEN OVER 300 TIMES!
Jun 19th

Rooftop statues prompt suicide fear...

Statues scattered across central London rooftops as part of artist Antony Gormley’s latest...
Jun 19th
Three Classy Broads
Jun 19th
GOOD COPY BAD COPY
Jun 18th
Click me to see more pimp shit.
Jun 18th
I’m Learning To Share!: Fashion ads from Ebony...
Jun 18th
I’m Learning To Share!: Fashion ads from Ebony...
Jun 18th

Man, 18, Shoots Friend on a Dare

WICHITA, Kan., June 17 (UPI) — An 18-year-old Kansas man was arrested over the weekend for...
Jun 18th
LOLRUS | My guess is homeboy wears a hat once in a while. 
Jun 18th
Ehhhh, this guy.
Jun 18th
Warch Watch
Funny or Die - Auto Phone Sex
Jun 15th
Which one makes you the least sick?
Jun 15th
MoCo Loco: Stolen Jewel | An exploration of tangible vs...
Jun 15th
Warch Watch
How do you not want this guy to win?  Paul Potts has skillz.
Jun 15th
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POUND (a short film by Evan Bernard)
Jun 14th
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Nice Mashup.
Jun 14th

Woman Jailed for Testicle Attack

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands has been sent to...
Jun 14th

Celebrate!

Sneak Preview Exclusive to Hershey’s Gifts! Not available in stores until July! Be among the...
Jun 13th

Vortex House

   
Jun 13th
I felt kinda bad about the topless one, so here ya go.
Jun 13th
TOPLESS.
Jun 13th
Warch Watch
A police officer calmly and politely explains to a 70 year old woman that she should keep her hands...
Jun 13th

R.I.P. Mr. Wizard

Television’s “Mr. Wizard,” Don Herbert, who taught generations of children about...
Jun 13th
Wat gebeurde er met Bush' horloge?
Jun 12th
RIVALFISH.COM's TOP 17 ADVERTISING LOGO...
Jun 12th
Love Letter
Jun 12th
oops.
Jun 12th
I saw this guy at my post office today.  I pray I never get...
Jun 11th
Top 10 Cheesiest Classic Game Commercials -...
Jun 11th
Enjoy a cigarette-on-a-stick, you invalid.
Jun 11th
Top 20 Temporary and Disposable Email...
Jun 11th
Tetrius Magnet Set
Jun 11th
This picture made my f*cking day.
Jun 8th
I-Mockery.com | Things That Make “Cobra” One Of...
Jun 8th
TOUGH ONE… Name this movie.
Jun 8th
Classic Cereal Box | Before General Mills turned the silly...
Jun 8th

Because They Saved The World Together...

Press release for new song featuring R. Kelly and Usher.  “Once in a lifetime do two mega...
Jun 7th
Warch Watch
Bud Light Commercial  - I hope this makes it on television.
Jun 7th
The next time you’re talking to someone online and...
Jun 7th
Great Company Photo.
Jun 7th
Nationwide Ad - Downtown Columbus Ohio (via Hojimoto’s...
Jun 7th

The Top Ten Green Skyscrapers

“…Green skyscrapers offer so much for the average EcoGeek to drool over. Each one can...
Jun 7th
.dumb
Jun 7th
I’m inclined to agree here.  I know of two people who...
Jun 7th
Modern Mechanix » Ad: Marksmen Prefer Camels
Jun 7th

Nerds

SergioThree: there's other fish in the sea, man, she's just a girl
Beatsfromkorea: no dude, that's bullshit.
Beatsfromkorea: Think of it this way. if your precious copy of street fighter third strike broke and i told you "it's ok man, there's other games in the sea. here, play mortal kombat instead" what would you say? you'd be like, "fuck that, gimme third strike."
SergioThree: ...
SergioThree: you just reached me on a level that i never thought possible
Jun 6th

70% of Women Fake Orgasms - 7 Tips to...

**I STOLE THIS ENTIRE ARTICLE FROM THE BACHELOR GUY**  Sit down. I’ve got some bad news for...
Jun 6th
Warch Watch
My favorite part is the horse.  I have a soft spot for horses bucking people (in their nuts).
Jun 6th
Golf Face or O-Face?: men.style.com
Jun 5th

Office Jargon Translator

Let’s think out of the box: Really means, “Can you creatively anemic people please come...
Jun 5th

Pussy Foot

The SiFeet Pussy Foot is the ultimate fantasy sex toy for foot fetishists. This size 6, 100%...
Jun 5th
Warch Watch
You’ve seen the breakdancer video with the girl who gets kicked.  Well, now, you’ve seen...
Jun 5th
Simple. Subtle. Effective.
Jun 4th

Eli Roth Has the Biggest Dick in...

“…In this week’s issue, we talk to Hostel: Part II director and NYU alum Eli Roth...
Jun 4th
50 Ways to Be Romantic on the Cheap
Jun 4th
“I’m pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side...”
— Man Describes The Time He...
Jun 4th
Jagoff Prom Picture
Jun 4th
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Star Wars Celebration IV: Family Guy Preview
Jun 4th
This reminds me of the pictures on the wall in Napoleon...
Jun 1st
Love Note
Jun 1st
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Microsoft Surface Video - Popular Mechanics
Jun 1st
USB Mini Fridge
Jun 1st